Column Delayed, Not a Column Denied
It's actually hard to send postcards from the road
I’ve been traveling a great deal, and won’t have a new Substack column until later today. The rumors that I have been meeting with Elon Musk about being his new American Party candidate for tax collector on the east side of Detroit are completely unfounded, though I will have something to say about his Amerika Party later.
In the meantime, if you are in Michigan or really anywhere in most of America, walk outside and discover how much we really need to burn more fossil fuel and release heat and pollution into the atmosphere,
Cheers! As a man with kidney stones once said, this too shall pass.
